Ring in 2020 with Widespread Haze!
It's December 31st 1919. The war has been over for a year, women's right to vote is awaiting congressional ratification, and alcohol prohibition is about to begin. For the next 13 years the manufacture and distribution of spirits will be illegal, giving rise to the speakeasies and moonshine distilleries that will redefine our history. But tonight we exercise our fleeting legal right to roar into the new year absolutely ossified.
Fast forward one hundred years, and you may find yourself sipping a deliciously legal Indian Pale Ale locally brewed at North Forty in downtown Roseburg. Look and listen a little closer and you may realize that you're watching a live band play music from the 50's and 60's while wearing clothes from the 20's in celebration of a year that HASN'T HAPPENED YET!
Stay calm, breathe deep.
Space-time is not what it seems, and that's okay, because you're confident that you know your onions. You're at the hippest most hotsy-totsy joint in town, at a real sockdollager of a party, wearing your glad-rags and sipping your giggle-juice with the full intention of getting splifflicated into the next decade.
It's 11:55 pm on December 31st 2019. A mysterious figure emerges from the sea of dancing flippers and flappers and hands you a kazoo. The band strikes a beat, and suddenly you know exactly what to do.